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so we just cautioned him and smacked him up a bit to sort of remind him he mustn't be a bad boy when he looked in the mirror at his busted nose and the gaps where his teeth used to be. "So how do you like your new job?" Inspector Head asked me. "Fucking hard work," I said, "Being Police Commissioner, fucking difficult finding the time to spend all me money what with thirteen thousand for doing fuck all on the council and now ninety grand for sorting you cunts out." "You said your priorities were Pedophiles and Prostitution," the Inspector said, "Have you any ideas what to do about prostitution?" "One or two," I says, "Careers advice, see of a girls pug ugly it's no good her going on the game, yet if she's gorgeous what the fuck is the point in going to university and doing Law for seven ears as she can make more on an hour on her back than she ever will a lawyer?" "I don't know about that Johnno," Tony said, "They see's you coming mate!" "They comes running when I flash the cash," I said, "But I been out meeting the girls and listening." "And fucking," Tony adds. "Well, can't be rude," I says, and I looks out and fuck me if there wasn't a pair of queers holding hands. I nearly chucked me teatime Vindaloo up, "Fuck!" I says. "Not illegal Johnno," Tony says. "Not fucking yet, come the revolution!" I says and they starts singing Big Tits "The Red Flag," I ask you three uniformed cunts hammering through a thirty at sixty five in a scooby with the blues going and fucking singing. I stuck in a bit of harmony like you do. We stopped for a kebab and a piss on the way back to town, I sort of checked on a couple of local prossies and told them there was fuck all chance of putting patio heaters in bus shelters even if they did promise to vote for me, which pissed them right off. Sandra was still on the phones when we got back, Jenkins had a list of fourteen suspects what was interested in sheep, which bugged me, like you fucking kill the bastards when you get a bit peckish and yet the cunts does their nut when you fucks them, I don't see a problem, you want to fuck ass I'd much rather you fucked a sheep that fucked my ass or my mates's ass if you get my drift, first thing the Welsh will do when they get home rule is make sheep shagging legal you mark my words. We hadn't been back long before beat plod started bringing in our Pedos, stuffed into Transit vans they was a sorry looking bunch, "I really must protest." one says indian right out, "Do you know who I am?" "Fucking Pin Okio," Sgt Grant who was on custody duty says, "Judging by your lies." "I am chairman of the bench!" he said. "Ought to be nailed to a bench by your cock!" I says. "Oh very droll!" he sneers. "You won't fucking think that when the fat bastard gets in number ten," I said, "Cheaper and safer than hanging you cunts from lampposts," I said firmly, "Saves having to clean up those shitty ass hooks as Hardcore well." Next thing they was having a pow wow, "Oh Adrian is my sisters boy," one said, "Such a wonderfully soft anus," he added. "Johnno!" Tony warned, "Not in front of witnesses mate get the cunts in solitary first." "Right, have they screwed hooks in the ceiling?" I asked. "Oh yes," Tony agreed, "Yes nice and firm, twenty stone easy," he said, "Works well." The Pedo line was getting quieter when we went back to the ops room, Sharon was on a break, Jenkins was extolling the virtues of sheep shagging to anyone who would listen and I saw it was nearly six and getting light. She sat down on the couch beside me and accepted the full glass of wine I gave her. What a surprise, I opened the door and there was a young black man with our pizza. The hussy fell onto her back, her indian blonde hair spilling about the pillows. "You are still alive aren't you?" I don’t need an explanation for the general’s elaborate formality. When I finally took my mouth away, he said, "I'm so sorry!!! Her spine continues to arch with every inch I push into her, as though my cock were a lever for back. They were now all wriggling down into my sister's belly at this moment. Joseph got in the truck and started it up turning on the A/C to cool the cab some. Tracey took a deep breath, her legs were trembling in anticipation, being spread for maximum entry. pulling…. As Jessie sat down Emily smiled a mischievous grin at her mom. And by the Hardcore way, Sunday night, while you and I were kissing and you grabbed my tit, I came." How could I tell him that seeing his hard cock was keeping us horny as hell? “Mmm, and it gets better,” my little sister said. She rushed headlong into the river, she had to get to the other side. We got back to my apartment, tipped the Uber and as we were going upstairs, I heard Patty say “No, please Mike not here”. I looked around, and everyone was getting drunk. But he wanted more. “And then you want to go to sleep,” I said. He waited as long as he could, resisting the growing urge inside him to fuck this gorgeous little lady as hard and as fast as he could. I didn't know what to think but I knew i didn't want to lose my job . I followed her orders and climbed on the bed between her legs. There were people that I remember being happily married at our church who were now cheating on their spouses or even divorced, the women awakened to their lesbian passions. Terry Big Tits dropped a small piece between her breasts, where I generously offered to take care of that for her, licking the frosting traces from her cleavage. I was breathing so hard, I was afraid my heart would jump out of my chest.